Allå, allå, emliga armén
Ooriginaltitel: 'Allo 'Allo!
Skapad av: David Croft / Jeremy Lloyd
TV-bolag: BBC One
Längd per avsnitt: 30 min min
För en utomstående kan det verka som René är en vanlig caféägare i Frankrike under andra världskriget. René hoppas nog att det vore så, men han dras allt som oftast in i de rörigaste intriger i byn. Han trakasseras av alla: tyskarna, franska motståndsrörelsen, sin egen fru och till och med servitriserna, och bara han själv kan få honom ur knipan.
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The British Are Coming
The British Are...
Rene Artois, owner of the Cafe Rene in the French village of Nouvion, is persuaded by the Resistance to hide two escaping British airmen. Rene is more interested in having affairs with his two waitresses without his wife finding out.
The Germans, who are occupying the village, are busy looting anything valuable.
The Fallen Madonna
The Fallen Madonna
The Colonel & the Captain mull over their situation and decide they should probably hand over René and the painting to the Gestapo in order to get rid of Herr Flick. But René convinces them that they could hand over a forged copy of the painting instead (with the assistance of a conveniently-located forger), and gets them to lend their uniforms to the escaping British officers so the Brits can take the painting to England to be forged.
Meanwhile, everyone keeps handing René poison pills to make it easier, Herr Flick decides his relationship...
After the Colonel´s and the Captain´s uniforms are borrowed by the British airmen, and later burned, they will have to send for replacement uniforms. Supplied by Michelle are carrier pigeons, which madame Edith accidentally cooks and serves to Herr Otto Flick.
Saville Row to the Rescue
Saville Row to the...
The Colonel & the Captain and Herr Flick are all disguised as onion sellers while the German uniforms are being remade by the Jewish tailors of London. Michelle delivers a bottle of nitro-glycerin disguised as a bottle of Bols Gin to hide in the Cafe until they come to fetch it that night to blow up a German railway.
Hans mistakes the nitro for gin and accidentally blows up the railway himself! The Germans capture René, Yvette, and the peasant-disguised Colonel and Captain. As Helga, LeClerc, and Edith each attempt to help the gang escape, General Von Klinkerhoffen arrives in town and demands that the only known saboteur be shot. This means - Renés death by firing squad, with Lieutenant Gruber in charge of the squad!
René tries to go back to his normal life after his fake execution, posing as his twin brother, also named René, but the funeral arrangements are difficult when there is no body, Monsieur LeClerc is cheaper than the regular priest and the coffin is filled with anti-tank bombs.
Red Nick's Colonel
Red Nick's Colonel
The communist résistance wants to make a martyr out of the dead René, and kidnaps the Colonel and the Captain at the Captains birthday party. To make matters worse, they offer them on a platter to René´s twin brother René, so that he can shoot them.
The Dance of the Hitler Youth
The Dance of the...
The Colonels birthday party becomes a perfect opportunity for getting the real painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies back from Herr Flick of the Gestapo, and substituting it with the forgery that was made earlier. The plan is to not invite Herr Flick but make sure that he hears about the big Binge - a traditional feast with genuine Bavarian dances featuring girls dressed as the Hitler Youth - so that he will have to come. In the meantime, René and Edith are supposed to walk into the office of Herr Flick and substitute the real...